Life is full of fun...the more we laugh..the more we live healthy..

As the saying goes.."Happiness is like a butterfly, the more we chase it the more it will elude you..If you turn your sight, it will come to you and sit on your shoulder", let us not chase the happiness...let us do our routine work and have time to entertain ourselves by reading following jokes...I have added some spicy, funny, cute jokes...do read and enjoy...and never forget to send comment on this blog. Have fun....

Sardarji Jokes!

After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly.There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji,It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you
a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in,and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.

Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..........

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall,stares at the question paper for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,"he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.

....will follow

Life ...that you live...

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for each of you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.

Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." So, don't let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead.