Life is full of fun...the more we laugh..the more we live healthy..
As the saying goes.."Happiness is like a butterfly, the more we chase it the more it will elude you..If you turn your sight, it will come to you and sit on your shoulder", let us not chase the happiness...let us do our routine work and have time to entertain ourselves by reading following jokes...I have added some spicy, funny, cute jokes...do read and enjoy...and never forget to send comment on this blog. Have fun....
Sardarji Jokes!
After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly.There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji,It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you
a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in,and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.
Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..........
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall,stares at the question paper for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,"he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.
....will follow
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